Lighter Side Of Theology

Lighter Side of Theology

CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY



How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?



Charismatic : Only 1Hands are already in the air.

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Pentecostal : 10One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.________________________________



Presbyterians : NoneLights will go on and off at predestined times. ________________________________

Roman Catholic: None - Candles only.

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Baptists : At least 15.One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the changeanddecide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken. ________________________________



Episcopalians: 3One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk abouthowmuch better the old one was.

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Mormons : 5One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. ________________________________



Unitarians :We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the needfora light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a moderndance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which wewillexplore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent,fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally validpaths to luminescence.

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Methodists : UndeterminedWhether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved.Youcan be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of yourchoiceto the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

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Nazarene : 6One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lightingpolicy. ________________________________



Lutherans : NoneLutherans don't believe in change. ________________________________



Amish :What's a light bulb?